The Techs roll merrily along at 2-0 having dispatched the Despoes 19-13. They now look to massacre the very helpless Battalion. Battalion is in full scale retreat, having succumbed to Slow Pokes without a shot being fired 17-0 in forfeit. Will Battalion even have enough to make a game of it and if they do will it even matte? Techs look to drive what may be the final nail in Battalion's season.
9am
What!
Vs.
Desperados
What! +1
What What???? They have no clue where their offense went after getting GI-Joe'd by the Meanies 14-13. The team is in disarray and some of the pappar****i thought they spotted Pooh trying to latch onto Battalion, another sorry squad. Despoes are the next team in line to have a shot at backslaaping What! They will be in a backslapping mood after getting backslapped by Techs. If they can backslap What! then they would all deserve a pat on the back.
10am
NightMare
Vs.
Blaze
NightMare -17
Nightmare is holding tenaciously to the number 4 slot in the playoffs and seeks to defend it versus a Blaze team that is still looking to get itself squared away this season. Can Blaze wake up the 'Mares and if they do will they POST SCORES????
11am
SlowPokes
Vs.
Expendables
Slow Pokes -32 1/2
Hide the women and children, folks. This game is the equivalent of a Star Trek away team with phasers set to kill versus Stone Age barbarians with rocks. So far Expendables have lived down to their name taking a hideous rope-a-dope to the face 37-14 courtesy of NightMare. Slow Pokes have basically had two weeks of rest since they took apart Battalion 17-0 solely using the powers of their minds. The only question the Book has is whether the Pokeys break 40.
11am
Punishers
Vs.
WolfPack
Punishers -4
The Punishers seemed a little more human after going down against the Machine in mortal kombat 20-13. They try to get themselves back to their punishing ways versus Wolfpack...a team which doesn;t seem to e putting its best foot forward so far.
8am
Brigade
Vs.
Fish & Grits
Brigade +6 1/2
You have to wonder if Brigade will win this game on forfeit because the question is whether there is anything left of Fish n Gritz after getting nuked by Fusion 52-20. Brandon High School's grounds crew only just recently re-sodded the field.
9am
Mayhem
Vs.
Fusion
Mayhem -11 1/2
The Amorphous Betting Public seem to be rather unconvinced with Fusion's obliteration of FNG and are getting no love. All the action seems to be coming into Mayhem's corner and they didn;t even play last week. Will Fusion get to show their arch-rivals that the "S" on their chest is still there albeit a little faded thru repeated washings? Or will the reigning champs prove too much to de-Fuse?
10am
Sho Nuff
Vs.
Villians
Sho Nuff +12
Sho Nuff racked up an easy victory against the blades of grass known as Mayhem 17-0. They expect to have a slightly tougher time against Villians. Those blades of grass hit a little harder as evidenced by their 27-18 deconstruction of Brigade. Villians continue to lead the A-league and that chip on their shoulders is still there.
